My goodness, these guys have raised over 8 million dollars for a sex toys company startup. I certainly wish these venture capitalists would talk to be about my sex toy inventions! I have a couple  of new ideas that would sell very well, and I am pretty sure they could be brought to market for under 2 million dollars. These guys have raised for than 8 million!

Granted, one of the people involved in the JimmyJane line of products has a degree in electrical engineering, and I don’t. I do however have a lot of experience in the sex toys industry, and plenty of experience in sex! Maybe we should work together on some ideas? Who knows. For now I am not overly impressed with the super expensive diamond studded dildo that they have released. I do like the shape of one of the products they have released, but I do think the price is kind of high. If you compare it to the prices of the phillips toys though, I guess it’s not that bad. Perhaps they can hold a charge for a long time and work really well, so they may make for a good investment. I will have to test one out and see.

jimmyjane form6 sex toys

jimmyjane form6 sex toys

From the article I found via Vietnews, supplied by Reuters, I am glad to see some companies talking about the financial considerations of out industry. Perhaps we will all see more investment and better products coming out to the millions who are eager for them!

A few excerpts from the article:

some 46 percent of U.S. residents have confessed to using sex toys, according to a 2004 study conducted by condom maker Durex.

Palo Alto Investors, a $1.5 billion technology-focused hedge fund has also invested. The fund describes its strategy as “Focused exclusively on overlooked, misunderstood and undervalued segments of the equity market that have significant potential for positive returns.” It invested in JimmyJane out of its Micro Cap fund.

Since its initial institutional financing round, the company has launched several new products. Its original line of toys started at $175 and included a $3,250 diamond-studded platinum vibrator.

A pair of 18th century wooden sex toys were sold at auction this week. It is great to see these wooden sex toys, reminding us that sex toys have been around a very long time. These toys sound crazy when you hear they are made of wood, but looking at them, you see they are quite nice. 10 inches long and eleven inches long, they are smooth and carved of rosewood. It is suggested that they are probably originally made in France. They even come with a great box to hold them.

18th century sex toys

18th century sex toys

It was hard for me to tell part of the shape at first, wondering if there was a double side g-spot nub made into one of them, but it appears that it is part of a balls sack on one. I imagine that someone probably did use both sides of it. I also wonder why they were sold as a pair? Were these made for someone with multiple wives? Or were they made for someone who was into doubler penetration sexual satisfaction in the 1700s? I wonder if a DNA test could tell if they were used for anal – lol.

Story found at the Telegraph and the Sun UK.

The new Rammstien album is available with a six sex toys boxed set edition.

rammstein-sex-toy-box-set-sm

rammstein-sex-toy-box-set-sm

It’s a great way to stir up some controversy and get some added news exposure, but the sex toys included from what I can tell are simply a half dozen cheap jelly dildos. Sure it looks kind of cool, and makes me wonder why other musicians have not had the balls to release albums with sex toy box sets. I imagine if Janet Jackson or Madonna had a box set with a pocket pussy molded from their snatch, they could easily get $200 for the album, and it could include a a strap on autographed in a another version.

I first learned some details about the new Rammstein album via a post at ad rants, they talked about how they were being very shock-promoted having videos showing butchers butchering meat along with sexual videos and music that pushed limits of Sado Masochism and such. I viewed the sample videos and was not impressed, actually I was a bit turned off, as I have no desire to watch a butcher hacking up meat, so I clicked off and wrote it off as some Marilyn Manson type of shock-hype. I have enjoyed some of Rammstiens music in the past, I am particularly fond of their songs “du Haust” and Stripped.

It’s been a chore to find any uncensored videos from the new album, at first I was only able to find 20 second samples on youtube, which were obviously edited. My girlfriend was able to find this video for the song “pussy” on youtube when she was logged into her age verified youtube account. The song seems pretty good, but the video itself appears censored. It may be the only and perhaps the only song from the new album that I will enjoy. I expect to hear this new song in every strip in the near future.

rammstein-sex-toy-box-set

rammstein-sex-toy-box-set

Will the album sell well? So far I am only impressed with one song, and perhaps that’s be worth spending a dollar on to show my support for a band I dig and for artists who are on a major label to make really dirty music. The rest of the song and video samples have left me unimpressed. I do like the marketing ploy of offering a sex toy box set however. It would be a cool collectors item, especially since it comes with a flight case to hold everything out of view of the ‘rents when they visit, and it’d make a cool conversation piece in any bachelor pad or swingers party.

I first read about the sex toy box set at anti-music, which says that the album has been banned or age restricted in several countries already.

Philips, the same big mainstream company that helped create the CD player, and many other mainstream household products for consumers (including my current TV) – is now producing sex toys for men, women and couples. The vibrators look kind of space age and nothing like the cock shaped dildos I’m use to seeing in the porn shops.

I like the fact that philips did research to find out if couples would be more willing to use sex toys if there were some made for and marketed for couples, as opposed to the majority of sex toys that are available today that are marketed more for individual use.  Philips press release states that 35% of the couples they questions agreed that they would be more apt to buy and use sexual enhancers made for couples. I personally believe that number would be higher if all respondents would be 100% truthful to researchers about sex and sexual preferences.

Philips non-pentrating vibrators for couples

Philips non-pentrating vibrators for couples

I enjoyed seeing philip’s numbers for how large the intimate health segment is and should continue to grow in the future, yet I wonder if they will really capture much of that market. Certainly name brand recognition will help sell their new vibrators, to consumers and to stores that would most likely not take on a new sales contract with a sex only company like Tantus. The shape and overall appearance of the new line of vibes from philips will certainly appeal to some of the shy first time sex toy shoppers, and certainly buying a set of those vibrators would not raise eyebrows of passer-bys like having a huge anatomically correct dildo in your shopping basket would. However I think that consumers will ultimately choose other “marital aids” for couples over the philips for the most part.

The price point of the new vibes is reasonable, but at $100 – $200 for some non-penetrating sex toys, I believe a majority of sex toy consumers will shop around, and probably choose less expensive items, and devices that stimulate the inside as well as the outside. Today you can get high quality vibrators that also give the penetration that many women enjoy, for less. Rabbit style vibrators are popular because they give multiple pleasures at the same time, and you can get vibrating cockrings that increase pleasure for couples for under $20.

Certainly philips, and the stores that carry their new vibrators will get some sales. some of these sales will come just because there is a lack of selection at these stores, and an impulse buy of a sexual device is common at mainstream stores including walgreens and wal mart. However, with sex toy shopping so easy on the internet, the communication between women about the sex toys they enjoy and reasons for enjoying them both online, and at sex toy parties, I believe we’ll still see women and couples choosing other devices to increase their sexual pleasure and health.

Trying to jump on the bandwagon of selling sex toys that look more like art rather than a huge veined cock is a good idea. Companies like Lelo and fun factory have already been producing adult products in this genre. The research may show people are willing to purchase intimate products marketed to couples, certainly KY with their his and hers lube have been profiting from that, but when it comes to vibrators and dildos, people are going to choose the right size and functions they desire, and the philips line does not offer the kind of variety to suit all the varied tastes of sexually active people in the world.

Fun factory’s “delight” S shaped vibrator / g-spot silicone sex toy gets the number one rating in the October issue of Good Housekeeping (U.K. edition). I was surprised to see a sex toy rated by what I had thought of as an old-timey magazine, and glad to see that times are changing, in many ways.

I stumbled across an article from fox news talking about the upcoming issue and it’s rating of the best vibrators as tested by a group of it’s readers. Unfortunately I could not find the article when I clicked the link in the article. I am guessing that they have one of those auto-detect things on their web site that takes me to the USA version since I am not in the UK.

The only thing I could find on the USA version of their “allaboutyou.com” was a lame article about sex toys that look like art or other objects “that you might want to leave out when you have visitors”. Quite lame, although I did enjoy the porcelain hollow dildo pictured, it had a cork and could be filled with hot water or cold water for “temperature play”. So the USA version of good housekeeping is still prude, even though the U.K. edition found that only 13% of it’s sex toy testers were vibrator virgins.

So I continued my online research, hoping to find another article or blog that would list what good housekeeping had decided were the best sex toys from the reader’s (aged 30 – 65) thorough testing. I found an article posted by the register that listed four of the top rated from the magazine.

delight gets good housekeeping's #1 rating by readers

delight gets good housekeeping's #1 rating by readers

The delight vibrator from fun factory won the number one spot. I took a look at the delight, and I can see why, it looks comfortable, easy to use and made for both internal and external sexual stimulation and satisfaction.

Deputy ed June Walton said “it’s widely recognized that many young, single women own vibrators, our survey discovered that they’re just as popular among our readers” – Well I find that statement not only ignorant, but stereotypical, and it is proof of the ignorance of these old time publications, how out of touch in certain areas they have been for years.

Apparently the rampant rabbit vibrator came in the top ratings at number four. Here is a link to the deluxe rampant rabbit vibrator in our online store.